Bones skipped his sun salutations this morning in favour of cheering on his main man The Donald.
In recent weeks he has been reading a lot. Researching.
He “knows” that Crooked Shillery was the assassin of JFK and the instigator of 9/11.
And he is totally convinced that she is against skeletal equality and wants to enslave the world as part of an Illumanati plan.
When I asked for proof he presented internet memes of the flat earth and said “You sheeple just have no idea do you? Do our own research.”
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