As Australia’s political future hangs in the balance a lot of work has been going on behind the scenes.
Both Turnball and Shorten have been in talks with the minor parties about forming a minority government.
Shorten, a man known for having a few skeletons in his closet, has reached out to the SSA once again.
Bones agreed to put his yoga mat down and replace his kale juice for a ‘dinkum aussie beer’ with Shorten.
Previously the Labor Party has baulked at the SSA’s agenda of skeleternity leave and homo plastici recognition in the constitution.
However the SSA is hopeful that some concessions may be made in exchange for their preferences.
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