Bones has been laid up on the couch this week. It’s amazing how much mucous a skull can create.
He has been smashing Kale smoothies, bone brothing, ginger lemon teas but nothing has made much of a dent on the virus.
And so he has reverted to fermented grape juice. It’s not wine. It’s fermented grape juice.
Which Bones is devastated about as he had a big week planned.
The Socialist Skeleton Alliance has been kicked into overdrive with the rise of Trump.
There was a large meeting planned for the group where Bones was pushing for the SSA to pivot their policy agenda away from egalitariansim to more of a nationalist populist framework.
His main idea that has sniffled out today was to protect the working rights already gained by Australian Skeletons.
Why should he be fighting and wasting his time on the rights of non paying, international Skeletons that don’t even speak the same language.
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